I have something in common with Kila who I kinda ripped this off of!

How retarded are you?

[ ] i have walked into a glass/screen door.

[ ] i have tripped on my shoelace and fallen on my face.

[ ] i have choked on my own spit.

[ ] ive seen the Matrix a bunch of times and still don't get it.

[ ] i type only with my pointer fingers.

[ ] i have accidently caught something on fire.

[ ] ive told a cop to freak off and gotten screwed for it.

[ ] i attempted to sip out of a straw but it accidently went into my nose, rather than my mouth.

[x] sometimes when i think of something funny, i laugh out loud and people look at me weird.

[x] ive caught myself drooling.

[ ] ive accidently caused an explosion.

[ ] if someone says the word "fart", i cant help but laugh.

[ ] ive turned into a "do not enter" one way road plenty of times.

[ ] sometimes i just stop thinking & zone out.

[ ] it is POSSIBLE to lick your elbow.

[x] i just tried to lick my elbow.

[ ] people often shake their heads and walk away from me.

[ ] people often tell me to use my "inside voice".

[ ] gum has fallen out of my mouth while talking.

[ ] ive used my fingers to do simple math.

[ ] ive jumped off a moving vehicle.

[ ] i ate a bug for $5 or less.

[ ] im taking this test when i should be doing something more important.

[ ] i repost chain letters because im scared of what they threaten will happen if i dont.

[ ] ive done some things really stupid while i was drunk.

[ ]ive ran around naked when i was drunk.

[ ]ive ran into a golfcart tire when i was drunk

[x] ive searched all over the place for something, and then realized it was in my hand the whole time.

[x] i accidently break a lot of things.

[ ] my friends know not to use big words around me.

[ ] my friends like me because im fun to laugh at.

[x] i move my head to the side when im confused.

[ ] sometimes i start telling a story and suddenly forget what im talking about.

[x] ive fallen out of my chair before.

[x] when im laying in bed, i sometimes stare at the ceiling and try to find pictures and words in the texture.

total score [8]

Once you get your answer multiply by three and repost as "I'm __% retarded".

I guess I'm 24% retarted

~clubs~